1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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