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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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