He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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