whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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