no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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