I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just pynch a tree in the face
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize