i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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