is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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