What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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