i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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