Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
i think im in europe. pls send help
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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