Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
so much tequila, so little girl.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize