I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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