TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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