I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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