I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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