She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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