Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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