I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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