Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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