it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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