The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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