you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
false alarm. still invincible.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
