Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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