Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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