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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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