the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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