Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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