how do flat chested girls get laid?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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