the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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