"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Pants are for mortals
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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