I think scott just propositioned me for sex
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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