I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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