I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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