I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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