Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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