go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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