Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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