Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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