what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
porn star boner night. come get it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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