he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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