i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
