Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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