I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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