im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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