So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm having to shit out rocks
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