If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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