there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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