well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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