Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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