Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
