Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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