everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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