she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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