Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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