we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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