.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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